she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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