it wasn't lemon gatorade
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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