not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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