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last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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