i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She even gives head with a lisp.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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