I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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