I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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