Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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