How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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