the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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