Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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