return my video game
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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