Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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