Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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