my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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