I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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