Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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