he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
