he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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