i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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