Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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