we have officially lost it.
If that was your dad, he is hot
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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