I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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