so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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