After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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