How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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