I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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