I'm gonna have a badass scar
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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