I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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