omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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