Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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