I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
