I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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