You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
