Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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