Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
this just has baby written all over it
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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