If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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