Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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