Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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