Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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