The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I miss vodka workout Fridays
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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