i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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