not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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