Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
