would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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