No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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