just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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