She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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