can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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