No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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