I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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