I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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