Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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