I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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