She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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