Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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